Is cancer ever funny? I didn’t think so when I was diagnosed in 2014. But after years of anxiety and fear, I realized that ‘cancer’ and ‘chuckles’ can definitely be in the same sentence. So, I created “Cancer Lite” to get your endorphins laughing!
This page has my Twitter feed for Cancer Lite. For more yuk-yuks, click on the “Cancer Humor” page. For the lighter side of cancer, check out my “Funny Articles” and “Animals and Cancer” for some real silly stuff. For updates, follow cancerlite.com.
Have any cancer jokes? Feel free to send them to me via my “Contact” page.
Let’s start poking fun at the Big C!
Ron
My Gilda's Club friends have kept me sane — and laughing — during the pandemic! My latest @cure_today @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @mmejendouglas @double_whammied https://t.co/h05hBtKMmB
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) April 1, 2022
Felicia opens up on a very important topic for cancer patients. This is a must-read! https://t.co/pGR6mnLYyP
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 29, 2022
Yes, I STILL mask, and so does my young neighbor! My latest article @cure_today #MaskUp #SaveLives @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @AMJohnston1315 @double_whammied @Cancerclub2 https://t.co/MImcg8elpu
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 25, 2022
Hey #Cancer peeps: What's your story about appt. overload?!@ThanksCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @AmericanCancer https://t.co/5IAIcjZesi
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 21, 2022
Meet Donna McNutt, "The Cancer Fashionista"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 19, 2022
March is #Myeloma Awareness Month@LLSusa @ElephantsTea @ThanksCancer @AMJohnston1315 @cure_today https://t.co/HNOKap55v1
#Cancer folks, here we go again. https://t.co/OEcpkGRbr0
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 16, 2022
#COVID19sucks
I'm all in for masking. Sometimes I feel like a rebel! https://t.co/E45vqiBJRL
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 12, 2022
Very important info! @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @cancerwolves https://t.co/J1FetbOu6V
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 6, 2022
March is #ColonCancerAwarenessMonth!
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 7, 2022
Thanks to my generous, caring #cancer friends for inspiring my latest article in @cure_magazine! 👇👇@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @AMJohnston1315 @double_whammied @mmejendouglas https://t.co/jB5U6tVcUh
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) March 3, 2022
One way to ward off those nasty germs from mask-less customers during the #pandemic! @ThanksCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea @feministlib @AMJohnston1315
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) February 23, 2022
Source: https://t.co/JKhfFaooq7 pic.twitter.com/5J8HQ8XZZp
Honored to be among those interviewed for @double_whammied's excellent article on #COVID19 and #cancer. Take a look!@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @neilhar32364105 @BSBreastCancer @mmejendouglas @SBCSG_FB https://t.co/h2oYJGOSLA
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) February 17, 2022
Lifesaving stories from my prostate support group! @ZEROCancer @Prostate_HU @PCFnews @Prostatedefence @BeatPCa https://t.co/XMKrr6qivH
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) February 15, 2022
My wife has been my caregiver for 7 years. When she got injured, it was my turn!#caregiver #cancersurvivor @ThanksCancer @BSBreastCancer @ElephantsTea @AMJohnston1315 @jasondcooper https://t.co/yAdqZIIGQf
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) February 10, 2022
#Cancer peeps, we need our 6 feet back! If you agree, please RT!#SocialDistancing @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @ericarhodes @mariana057 @double_whammied @journeycancer
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) February 2, 2022
(Source: https://t.co/JKhfFaooq7) pic.twitter.com/dAfaogi0pi
Comedians with cancer:
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 28, 2022
Joe Yannetty, throat cancer patient, didn't think he would ever talk again. Watch his uplifting story, with credit to @DanaFarber @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @BZavaletaMD https://t.co/eLsLIrFZay
#Cancer friends, I'll try to get out of doing the dishes! How about you?@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @ZEROCancer @GildasClubNYC @Humorbeatcancer pic.twitter.com/YdtpT50oF8
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 23, 2022
#Cancer friends, we will get thru the "omicron winter!" My latest:https://t.co/c908XbY8he@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @DrChoueiri @Kanurkkoooo @marklewismd @AMJohnston1315
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 17, 2022
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but CATscan!#Scatiety #PETskills #Caturday @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @double_whammied @cancerbreakfast @laughterzone101 @writersamr pic.twitter.com/sGuojUJMBR
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 15, 2022
Anybody got a nickname for their cancer? Mine was "chocolate!" Check out my article!https://t.co/JCrfCFKefl@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @journeycancer @CarlzRichardson @ComedyCures
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 13, 2022
Check out my latest in CURE!https://t.co/KMMWVc5CdK@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 9, 2022
Why did the beaver get cancer?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 8, 2022
“Dam” if I know!
More silly jokes: https://t.co/cegYbycbQT@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @double_whammied @BSBreastCancer pic.twitter.com/Ni2cgJX2QA
Happy New Year from https://t.co/HdDbprranK!
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) January 1, 2022
Let's keep poking fun at the "Big C" in 2022! 🤣😂😝😛😊@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @caralynneh @SBCSG_FB pic.twitter.com/JdmKzH5cUX
Cancer, COVID-19 and a singer walked into a bar.
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) December 26, 2021
Cancer: "I'm 'the Big C.'"
COVID: "I'm 'the Bigger C.'"
Singer: "I'm a 'High C.'"
More cancer jokes: https://t.co/HdDbprranK@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer pic.twitter.com/vvHCFjuR9d
My new cancer humor website, https://t.co/HdDbprranK, is now 4 mos. old. A big shout-out to my #TwitterCancer friends (and son) who've retweeted/liked my zany humor. Thanks, guys!@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @double_whammied @AMJohnston1315 @jasondcooper pic.twitter.com/jx0nlcXrmi
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) December 14, 2021
I finally started to laugh at "The Big C." I'm a "sit-down comedian" at Gilda's Club!#CancerHumor@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @double_whammied https://t.co/odJNmgnuwj
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) December 12, 2021
Celeb cancer quote from Robin Roberts:
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) December 10, 2021
"It's about focusing on the fight, and not the fright."@ThanksCancer @BSBreastCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/AMVwLfH2oQ
Let's send "The Big C" to prison!#CancerMustPay! #NoParole@ThanksCancer @AMJohnston1315 @BSBreastCancer @ElephantsTea @Humorbeatcancer pic.twitter.com/Hi8HTIA7AD
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) December 5, 2021
Hey, #cancer, I'll help you cross this busy street.
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) November 27, 2021
(Speeding cars approach)#Oops!@ThanksCancer @BSBreastCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/2yxoE9QdCV
#cancer must think his first name is "f**k"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) November 21, 2021
(Serves him right!)#CancerHatesHashtags@ThanksCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer pic.twitter.com/dJau5YNlSN
Where do spiders go for cancer info?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) November 7, 2021
The World Wide "Web"!
Silly cancer jokes: https://t.co/HdDbprranK@ThanksCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea @AMJohnston1315 pic.twitter.com/elmO9vjj5I
Put a hex on cancer!
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 29, 2021
Happy "Howl"-o-Ween
from https://t.co/HdDbprranK@ThanksCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/yWftSBXfWw
I have cancer,
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 23, 2021
Not cooties!#hugs #CancerAwareness@ThanksCancer @StupidCancer @BSBreastCancer @double_whammied @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/t8yTXHSd0V
"BOO-opsy":
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 19, 2021
When a ghost goes under the knife!
More jokes: https://t.co/HdDbprranK@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @LoebStacy @SKamath_MD @AmanWadhwaMD pic.twitter.com/bBvYaA6R6e
Cancer has made me so radioactive that my dentist uses me as a charging station!
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 17, 2021
More silly cancer jokes: https://t.co/HdDbprranK@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BSBreastCancer @ComedyCures @DrChoueiri @mariana057 pic.twitter.com/EfH1lxLzVt
"Hump Day"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 10, 2021
When a camel goes for cancer treatment!
#cancerawareness #cancerscreening
More of Ron's silly cancer humor: https://t.co/HdDbprranK@CancerMaven @CancerCenter @double_whammied @SBCSG_FB @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/b0tZ6nJxfm
"Cancer-Robics"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 8, 2021
1. Fight fatigue
2. Build immune system
3. Get buffed#cancerfighter #cancersucks@CancerMaven @ElephantsTea @MSK_Integrative @ExactSciences pic.twitter.com/RSu3g7WXXI
"If only there was a vaccine to protect against breast cancer, we'd be lining up – wouldn't we?"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 6, 2021
–Judy Blume#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth #breastcancer @CancerMaven @ElephantsTea @AMJohnston1315 @BSBreastCancer @maryam_lustberg @SBCSG_FB pic.twitter.com/QZQgbtl66j
If a rooster got his booster, he'd say "cock-a- doodle-doo!"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 3, 2021
I got mine and I feel fine. How 'bout you?#BoosterShots #CancerPatientsCount @double_whammied @ThanksCancer @stacy_hurt @EmilySuess @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/obWYfYYJZt
I'm breaking up with cancer.
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) October 1, 2021
It's become a "toxic" relationship!@CancerMaven @ElephantsTea @mmejendouglas @double_whammied @kkbadger1 @AMJohnston1315 pic.twitter.com/EVCkIXiLTt
"What's your 'frog'-nosis"?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 28, 2021
"Cancer's spread to my ribbits."
"Then you won't make choir practice tonight?"@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @DrChoueiri @AMJohnston1315 pic.twitter.com/B8ZpRmMaCJ
Be like a kangaroo: Kick cancer in the butt!#ProstateCancerawarenessmonth #PSA@ZEROCancer @Prostate_HU @ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @BeatPCa pic.twitter.com/KKlKbimFO2
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 23, 2021
"Denise, your mammogram is due soon."
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 21, 2021
"Yes, Julie, I'd never forget that!"#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth coming Oct. 1!@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @maryam_lustberg @tmprowell @a4breastcancer pic.twitter.com/Xu3wxkJt8Z
Cancer took me on an emotional rollercoaster…
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 18, 2021
…But I tossed him off!#cancersucks #Cancer @ThanksCancer @BSBreastCancer @ElephantsTea @SKamath_MD @MSK_Integrative pic.twitter.com/yLzlnsSEGJ
Don't be "afraid-iation"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 17, 2021
It "aims" to beat your cancer!#radiotherapy #oncology@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @DrChoueiri @journeycancer @DrWinkfield @AMJohnston1315 pic.twitter.com/MvBLrkKwGm
Who's the most accessible cancer doctor?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 8, 2021
An "On-call-ologist!"#Oncologists, take a bow!@ThanksCancer @DrChoueiri @SKamath_MD @ElephantsTea @AmanWadhwaMD @BSBreastCancer @marklewismd pic.twitter.com/DYaMw7S6bp
"Sir, prostate exams aren't all that bad!"#prostatecancer #PSA@ZEROCancer @ThanksCancer @journeycancer @ElephantsTea @AMJohnston1315 pic.twitter.com/7kqiCj9lkF
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 3, 2021
How do endorphins battle cancer?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) September 1, 2021
Thru "Tumor Humor!"@ThanksCancer @AMJohnston1315 @GraceCordovano @stacy_hurt @ElephantsTea @AmanWadhwaMD pic.twitter.com/qPvgo7w7ph
Found cancer on my bingo card…
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 29, 2021
…But it was "B-9!"@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @CancerisanASS @BSBreastCancer @ARosen380 pic.twitter.com/w3KGw4gKHQ
"Don't neglect your cancer screening during this pandemic!"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 27, 2021
"Woof, woof!"@ThanksCancer @CancerMaven @marklewismd @neerajaiims @journeycancer @AMJohnston1315 @ElephantsTea pic.twitter.com/sYqSQD4zNT
Where does a cow go for cancer treatment?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 22, 2021
"Cream-o-therapy!"@ThanksCancer @AMJohnston1315 @ElephantsTea @ARosen380 @stacy_hurt pic.twitter.com/tRp7uoyapx
"My dad's brother is a cancer doctor."
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 21, 2021
"He's an "Uncologist!"@AmanWadhwaMD @Dr_Forsythe @OncoAlert @AMJohnston1315 @ARosen380 @BSBreastCancer pic.twitter.com/vEo5U11dAz
Auto #1: Why so glum?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 20, 2021
Auto #2: I have "car"cinoma" (sniffling)
Auto #1: I thought you looked "exhausted!"@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @MuhammetOzerMD @journeycancer pic.twitter.com/f8sdRyS9ve
"New look, huh?"
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 18, 2021
"Yep, I pay my oncologist big bucks for this hair style!"@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @AMJohnston1315 @ARosen380 pic.twitter.com/CfEsF3qnDR
What do you call a botched cancer procedure?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 15, 2021
"A Bi-oopsie!"@ThanksCancer @ElephantsTea @ogcancerpatient pic.twitter.com/Y4214netIS
Hey, #cancersurvivors, what did the snowman die of?
— Ron Cooper (@CancerLite) August 11, 2021
"Frostate cancer!"@ThanksCancer @marklewismd @ogcancerpatient pic.twitter.com/WcI59vjRKe
Cancer Lite 