Animals and Cancer

Camel 1: Bill’s got cancer.
Came1 2: What’s the status?
Camel 1: Thankfully, he is over the hump!

Otter 1: Why hasn’t Jill gotten her “mammal”-gram?
Otter 2: She “otter” know better!

Dolphin 1: Bob’s cancer has worsened.
Dolphin 2: Yeah, he’s lost his “porpoise” in life.

Rabbit: Cancer makes me ponder life. I wonder about the “hare”-after!

Squirrel 1: Bobby’s testicular cancer did him in.
Squirrel 2: Aw, nuts!

Alligator 1: Cancer’s a killer.
Alligator 2: That’s a lot of “croc.”

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