Hey, Cancer

Hey Cancer,
When I beat you I’m gonna “Cell-a-brate”!
#ScrewCancer

Hey Cancer,
I’m gonna cut you down to size.
#IttyBittyCancer

Hey Cancer,
Take your stupid tumors and shove ’em. (You know where!)
#NoMoreTumors

Here, Cancer,
Let me help you cross this busy street.
(Speeding car approaching.)
#Oops

Hey Cancer,
Nobody loves you.
(Not even your mama!)
#Naturally

Hey Cancer,
Your IQ is about 25, and that’s being generous!
#StupidCancer