Hey, Cancer

Hey Cancer,
When I beat you I’m gonna “Cell-a-brate”!

Hey Cancer,
I’m gonna cut you down to size.

Hey Cancer,
Take your stupid tumors and shove ’em. (You know where!)

Here, Cancer,
Let me help you cross this busy street.
(Speeding car approaching.)

Hey Cancer,
Nobody loves you.
(Not even your mama!)

Hey Cancer,
Your IQ is about 25, and that’s being generous!