Why does cancer forget to spread?
It doesn’t “recur” to them!
Where do spiders go for cancer info?
The World Wide Web!
Why did Bob cancel his cancer therapy?
He was “Afraid-iation.”
Who’s the most accessible cancer doc?
What does cancer call his birthday?
Who’s your favorite relative?
Patient: Do I have colon cancer?
Doctor: Great news, it’s only semi-colon!
What did the snowman die of?
Why did the beaver get cancer?
“Dam” if I know!
What’s the best cancer treatment for archers?