Funny Patient Charts

“Patient has been married twice, but denies any other serious illnesses.”

“History:  Patient was shot in the head with .34 caliber rifle.  Chief Complaint, Headache.”

“Patient was struck by an auto while she was walking across the street at approximately 45 miles per hour.”

“The left leg became numb at times, and she walked it off.”

“Skin somewhat pale but present.”

“Coming from Detroit, Michigan, this man has no children.”

“Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.”

“The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”

“On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it had completely disappeared.”

“By the time she was admitted to the hospital, her rapid heart had stopped, and she was feeling much better.”

“Discharge status:  Alive but without permission.”